(Brutal photoshop by El Tiburon)We report. You decide.
*Tall, lanky and sexless with shriveled male genitalia.
*Believes in killing and converting those he disagrees with.
*Spews hatred on the TV screens.
*Is worshipped as a hero by millions of intolerant idiots.
*Somehow remains free after masterminding 9-11.
Recent quote, after calling for more American bloodshed:
"The second solution is from your side," he said. "I invite you to embrace Islam." (emphasis added)
*Tall, lanky and sexless.
*Believes in killing and converting those he doesn't agree with.
*Spews hatred on the TV screens.
*Is worshipped by millions of intolerant idiots.
Recent quote:
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." (emphasis added.)
Granted, OBL isn't as scary looking in the daylight. And true, OBL doesn't have to sneak up on a glass of water. It goes without saying that OBL doesn't have an addam's apple the size of a VW van. Ok, OBL wasn't rejected as a zombie from Michael Jackson's Thriller video for looking too realistic. Doubtful that OBL has ever heard this phrase when naked, "Is that a shriveled penis or an aborted rat fetus between your legs?"
But that doesn't mean that Stan Coulter and Osama bin Laden aren't BFF!
*Technically, Stan Coulter committed no crime by statute by writing these books. But it certainly is a crime against humanity.
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