At Least he didn't add "Biotch!"

Press is reporting that when asked by Australia Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile how the US was doing in Iraq, Bush replied, "We're kicking ass."

Some related stories:

When some kid at the ice cream parlor questioned Bush on one of his Iraq policies, Bush replied, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."

In the hallway after homeroom, someone shouted out his name. Bush replied, "That's my name. Don't wear it out. I'll need it next year."

When a 3rd grader recently challenged Bush to a fight, Bush replied, "You want to fight? Join the army. You want to fight? Stick your head up my butt and fight for air."

Recently at a family dinner, Bush let a fart go, the silent, deadly type. When his daughters accused Bush of being the culprit , he replied, "He who smelt it, dealt it."

The Leader of the Free World. Biotch.