Remember when President Bush looked into Putin's soul and declared him America's Best Friend Forever? Well, Pootie-Poot has just exploded a new fangled bomb. Not just any old bomb mind you, but the Daddy of All Bombs. Flush with new oil money, the Evil Empire that Ronald Reagan, armed with only a sling-shot, defeated all by hizself, well, it's BAAAACKKK!!!In addition to the "Who's Your Daddy Bomb", Putin just fired the entire government weeks before presidential elections. Get those blue fingers ready, y'all!
The Republican chicken-hawks and neocons are having wet-dreams over the thought of a 3-way with Russia and the Islamofacistbadguys. Think about it: after bombing Iran, Syria, Yemen then Iraq again, what's left? Russia opens up so many more possibilities. No, we wouldn't actually bomb them, but think of the hundreds of billions of dollars to build more jets and subs and bombs and bribes and payoffs.
Maybe we'll finally get the long awaited sequel to Valley Girl.
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Not to worry, if Russia ever tries anything, the re-animated corpse of Ronald Reagan will rise from the dead and bitch slap them.
Either that or his heir apparent, Freddie Thompson will talk them down with his sexy southen drawlllll.
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