Showing posts with label titty-baby Republicans. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

This is Going to Be Most Excellent


Glenn Greenwald has another superb post on the supposed He-Men of the Republican Punditry class.

This passage, though, is the Most Excellent part:

Indeed, as this Mark Hemingway "sissy mary" outburst illustrates, the opposite is almost always true. The gap between the Mythological Right-Wing Male Leader and the reality of their actual leaders is virtually infinite. Examining that gaping disconnect between what their leaders really are and what they pretend to be -- and highlighting the manipulative cultural themes the right-wing has wielded to win elections -- is the topic of my current book.



The book is scheduled to be released towards the end of the GOP primary season in March or April, as it will describe the artificial glorifying techniques certain to be
used no matter who the Republican nominee is during the 2008 election.


Glenn has two best-sellers to his name and is one of the smartest, insightful voices in the blogosphere. Or elsewhere for that matter. I can't wait for the histrionics and blubbering from the Manly-Men he outs as little thumb-suckers in his upcoming book.

Of course I will also be awaiting the predictable "homosexual" smear campaign that is inevitable from the completely heterosexual "why do you ask?" Republican hacks.

On the same topic, I recommend The Wimp Factor as a primer for Greenwald's book.

Oh, this book may also be good reading if trying to understand today's Republican male.
*LOLcons via Sadly, No by way of Jon Swift.
Update: From the not-really related files, I received an e-mail notice today from Robert Jensen about his upcoming book: Getting Off (Pornography and The End of Masculinity).
From the Amazon Bio:
Robert Jensen is a professor of media law, ethics and politics at the University of Texas, Austin. He is the author of Heart of Whiteness and Citizens of Empire. He also writes for popular media, and his opinion and analytic pieces on foreign policy, politics and race have appeared in papers and magazines throughout the United States.

Of Mice and Men



Sometimes the stupidity is just, what's the word? Oh yeah, stupid.

The latest thumb-sucking incident from the pooped-in-their-pants Republicans is Congressman Jack Kingston of Georgia. From Think Progress:

Kingston refuses to correct reference to ‘Demoncrats.’
In a statement released over the summer recess, Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA) referred to Democrats as “Demoncrats.” “Demoncrats and Republicans Split Over Government Healthcare,” the statement read. A Kingston spokeswoman called it a mistake and an “obvious typo,” but CQ reports:

Typo? Probably. But apparently not one Kingston’s office cares to correct. A month after its initial posting, the “typo” statement not only is still on Kingston’s House Web site, it’s been moved to a prominent spot on the opening page.

These grown men simply have no shame. My bet is that Kingston is racing to the TrademarkStore to protect his cleverness. Keep in mind: these people are ostensibly Serious People elected to govern the most powerful nation in the world. Yet they run around like school-yard brats spewing silly, juvenile taunts.

The saddest aspect is the taunts are just so simple-minded. Demoncrats, get it? HA HA? Sounds like Democrat but it has the word demon it, that's HIGH-LARIOUS!

The CleverMeisters have coined such gems as: theDemocrat party; the defeatocrats, dumbocrats. They got a million of 'em.

Republicans think this all just so much fun! Thing is, since Republicans have no sense of humor, they are easily amused by such sophomoric antics. Just going Republican can suck teh funny right out of you.

The so-called Party of Responsible Adults appears to be nothing more than pretend-adults incapable of adult actions and accountability.

Let me see if I can match their maturity and cleverness:
Republicans, you're a bunch of douchebags. Suck on this!

Yeah, not much satisfaction in that. Guess I'm not Republican material.